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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

In other news nobody but ESPN cares about....

In LeBron like fashion (minus the charity and actual audience who give a crap), Brett Favre gave a conference earlier today on ESPN about G-d knows what (couldn't they just show the usual 1990's weightlifting challenges?)

Yahoo! Brett Favre uncertain status


Apparently, people in the media are curious to see if Favre is going to play this week or if he is going to lose his consecutive games played streak 3 games short of 300.  Let me save you the time and efforts of setting this up and answer for ol' Brett. OF COURSE HE IS GOING TO PLAY! Thats like pitching a perfect game into the 9th inning and coming out with 2 outs because your arm feels like its going to fall off. Nobody comes out they just pitch the ball at 30 MPH or hope you trip and fall on your arm where it heals incorrectly and helps you throw 100MPH "Rookie of the Year" style and hope my some miracle it works out...which is what Favre has been doing all year.


He has gotten so many injuries he makes Greg Oden look healthy. But he would'nt come off the field then and certainly won't now. Here is the comedy that was this press conference:

A reporter asked Brett if the streak is on his mind when it comes to playing or not this week. Brett said "No its not the only streak on my mind is our 2 game winning streal (Pause) 2 game winning streak! The $18 million a year QB is proud of beating the Redskins and Bills! People complain about Jeters $15million a year look at this guy! At least Jeter knows he has to hit better than .270 but Favre is bragging about beating 2 sub .500 teams in one of the most disappointing seasons of his career! Plus, Favre had NOTHING to do with the win over the Bills because he was busy in the locker room getting a massage on his shoulder! If Tavaris Jackson can beat the Bills, it is NOT an accomplishment!

What should really bother NFL fans is that the follow up question asked the same thing in a little different way to make sure Brett understood that they are trying to insult him by asking if hes a selfish prick and he wasn't biting. He claims hes isn't a selfish player and if he can't help the team, he will come out because he is all about the team. Ha yeah and the Jets female employee texted you her penis picture first! Please Favre! You are the epitome of selfish. You give Lebron a run for his money on most selfish person. You get coaches fired, demand your own luxury suite in the locker room, and haven't shown up to training camp in 4 years because you are too hurt or havent decided if you want to come back yet. Which of course you always end doing in the end!

If you noticed, the final play that Favre got injured on was pretty much the beginning of the game. Good enough for a start on the streak, bad enough to have Tavaris Jackson have to single handedly keep the "streak" going!

I think I have made my point clear and if anyone wants to bet money that Favre won't play. Please leave a comment and how much money you will be donating to my bank account.

GOLDEN LINE: "Interim coach Leslie Frazier says the streak will not factor into the decision."
Leslie Frazier would like to think hes making a decision but as we saw with Childress, he has much to say as a groom does about the wedding flower arrangements. Favre already confirmed its his call if the doctors give the OK. Good luck being the doctor to tell Brett Favre the streak is over because I say so!

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